Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Fulla What? Fulla Crap!

21 Marheshwan 5766

Have you heard of the new version of the Barbie Doll? She's called "Fulla," and here she is.... fulla

That's right! MSN - Hebrew Edition reports that this Muslim version of the traditional shown to impossible to obtain..

Look at the slutty outfit hidden under her modest garb. This is actually quite typical of the Yishma'eliah (Arab) female.

Why, I'm surprised that Islamic groups all over the world haven't complained. It's obviously a conspiracy on the part of the Western, cultural elite to demonize Muslim culture....

Of course, a few accessories were omitted. Here they are...


The most obvious is her suicide bomber belt, color-coordinated to match her

No I wasn't the first one to think of it. This summer, the British artist Simon Tyszko seemed to have come up with this idea in response to the London bombings.


The cheesy T-shirt can be complemented with the Arabic decals which are also included. This decal is Arabic for "prostitute," but can also be translated as slut.

I'm sure you are all going to run out and buy this wonderful new toy for your daughters, sons, and neighbors -- a necessary holiday gift for the politically-correct!

This post can also be seen on Haval Havalim, Day 5.

Saturday, December 10, 2005

Arabs YSh"W, Are You Happy Now?

Erev Shabbath Qodesh Parshath Wayesse 5766

UN = United Nothings

Tell the truth. I know that's difficult for Yishma'elim.

Now that you control the UN, what's stopping you?

Don't think we didn't notice your so-called "map" at the UN the other day.

Don't think we didn't notice the "map" of Israel on the evil murderer of Jews, and rapist of his own people (security guards), Arafat's YSh"W shoulder badge?

You may have fooled the rest of the world with your revisionist history, and acting techniques learned from your friends the misguided Europeans.

You may have been able to hide Abu-Mazen's role in the murder of the Israeli Olympic Team in Munich, 1972.

You may have been able to fool the Americans into thinking that you didn't really celebrate in the streets every time an scud missle from Iraq hit an Israeli target in 1991, or hand out candies on 9-11, 2001.

You may have been able to fool the Israeli Left into thinking that you want "peaceful coexistence."

But you can't fool the Almighty.

Your days our numbered.

May your names and memories be blotted out!